Feb. 15, 2022

SOUTHERN GENTLEMEN KNOW HOW TO "TELL IT LIKE IT IS" WITHOUT BREAKING A SWEAT!

 Truthful Humor--- from the mouth of Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy. (R) 

Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England . He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful and quite humorous.

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Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly".

--Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

This election in Ga will be the most important in history. You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but can’t figure out what they are good for. Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal?”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It’s as dead as four o’clock.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

The short answer is ‘No.’ The long answer is ‘Hell No.’

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It must suck to be that dumb.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.

2. Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

This is why space aliens won't talk to us.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moos and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

What planet did you parachute in from?

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”

– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

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17.10 | 01:42

I miss being Facebook friends with you! Hope you are well and happy.

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15.10 | 01:28

Love all of this. I'm so lucky to be your neighbor,

30.08 | 16:26

Sally, my friend, I love your writings and sometimes they make me cry and then smile. I love you as if I had known you all my life. God Bless you each and every day in all you do.

29.08 | 19:19

Lol, I loved reading this story! As a female that dated a couple men with Harleys, I totally understand and met Harley Guy myself, many times over!
I hope you get your 3wheels someday soon!

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