Oct. 3, 2021

LIVING LONGER--- OFFERS MORE TIME TO LEARN.

I INHERITED THIS LITTLE "OPINION"--ANONYMOUSLY-- AND LIKED IT SO MUCH, I'M SHARING IT WITH EACH OF YOU:  

"Today I was in a shoe store that sells only shoes, nothing else. A young girl with a tattoo and green hair walked over to me and asked, "What brings you in today, I looked at her and said, "I'm interested in buying a refrigerator." She didn't quite know how to respond.  She had that deer-in-the-headlights look.

When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat? " And, I just say, "No, it's here for company!"

Employment application blanks always ask who should we call in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

Have you ever noticed: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice that when you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells-- "theirs."

Aging:   

I’ve been thinking about old age and decided---- old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too-tired to bounce it.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their personal "odometers" –but not me.  I want people to know why I look this way.

I've noticed--The older we get the tougher it is to lose weight because--over time-- our body and our fat have become—really-good friends.

I've traveled a long way and a lot of the roads weren't paved.  YES, Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.  Lord, keep your arm around our shoulders and your hand over our mouths. And--may WE always have:

Love to share,

Cash to spare,

Tires with air,

And Friends who care."

 

 

Latest comments

17.10 | 01:42

I miss being Facebook friends with you! Hope you are well and happy.

Tammy Brookover Jay

15.10 | 01:28

Love all of this. I'm so lucky to be your neighbor,

30.08 | 16:26

Sally, my friend, I love your writings and sometimes they make me cry and then smile. I love you as if I had known you all my life. God Bless you each and every day in all you do.

29.08 | 19:19

Lol, I loved reading this story! As a female that dated a couple men with Harleys, I totally understand and met Harley Guy myself, many times over!
I hope you get your 3wheels someday soon!

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