Sep. 13, 2021


A woman who has been sexually active for years--- tells her plastic surgeon that she needs her vaginal lips reduced in size because---- they appear too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insists that the surgery be kept a secret and--- the surgeon agrees to keep her operation strictly- confidential.  The surgery went well and the woman awoke from the anesthesia to finds 3 roses carefully-placed beside her on the bed.

Outraged, she immediately calls-out to the doctor:

"I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!"

The surgeon calmly reassures her he had, indeed, carried out her wish for complete confidentiality.

He explains that the first rose was from him because, "I felt sad since you went through this delicate procedure alone--- all by yourself."

"The second rose is from my nurse" he says. "She assisted me in the surgery and empathized with you because-- she had the same procedure done a few years ago---and knew what you were going through."

"And what about the third rose?" asked the woman.

"That rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you--so very much--- for his new ears."

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17.10 | 01:42

I miss being Facebook friends with you! Hope you are well and happy.

Tammy Brookover Jay

15.10 | 01:28

Love all of this. I'm so lucky to be your neighbor,

30.08 | 16:26

Sally, my friend, I love your writings and sometimes they make me cry and then smile. I love you as if I had known you all my life. God Bless you each and every day in all you do.

29.08 | 19:19

Lol, I loved reading this story! As a female that dated a couple men with Harleys, I totally understand and met Harley Guy myself, many times over!
I hope you get your 3wheels someday soon!

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