The Beauty Queen
Jul. 22, 2021
Just a little update on "Fashionable DO'S and DON'TS....for those of us who are labeled--- "OLDER".
Despite what you may have seen,
the following combinations ABSOLUTELY-- DO NOT-- go together and should be avoided:
1. A nose ring and bifocals
hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedos and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall
bladder surgery sca
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist
11. Bikinis and liver spots
Short shorts and varicose veins
13. In-line skates and a walker
And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:
14. A thong and Depends
Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. NOW, A word to the wise:
BE REMEMBERED AS A CLASSIC---ALWAYS WELL-GROOMED AND WELL-DRESSED WITH STYLE AND ELEGANCE.
DO NOT BE REMEMBERED AS CLASSLESS-- ALWAYS
LOOKING, DRESSING, AND ACTING LIKE A CLOWN.
17.10 | 01:42
I miss being Facebook friends with you! Hope you are well and happy. Tammy Brookover Jay
15.10 | 01:28
Love all of this. I'm so lucky to be your neighbor,
30.08 | 16:26
Sally, my friend, I love your writings and sometimes they make me cry and then smile. I love you as if I had known you all my life. God Bless you each and every day in all you do.
29.08 | 19:19
Lol, I loved reading this story! As a female that dated a couple men with Harleys, I totally understand and met Harley Guy myself, many times over! I hope you get your 3wheels someday soon!
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