Jul. 22, 2021

WHEN IN DOUBT----DON'T.

Just a little update on "Fashionable DO'S and DON'TS....for those of us who are labeled--- "OLDER".

Despite what you may have seen, the following combinations ABSOLUTELY-- DO NOT-- go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery sca

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist

11. Bikinis and liver spots

12. Short shorts and varicose veins

13. In-line skates and a walker

And the ultimate 'Bad Taste' in fashion:

14. A thong and Depends

Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop.  NOW, A word to the wise: 

BE REMEMBERED AS A CLASSIC---ALWAYS WELL-GROOMED AND WELL-DRESSED WITH STYLE AND ELEGANCE.

DO NOT BE REMEMBERED AS CLASSLESS-- ALWAYS LOOKING, DRESSING, AND ACTING LIKE A CLOWN.

SALLY

Latest comments

17.10 | 01:42

I miss being Facebook friends with you! Hope you are well and happy.

Tammy Brookover Jay

15.10 | 01:28

Love all of this. I'm so lucky to be your neighbor,

30.08 | 16:26

Sally, my friend, I love your writings and sometimes they make me cry and then smile. I love you as if I had known you all my life. God Bless you each and every day in all you do.

29.08 | 19:19

Lol, I loved reading this story! As a female that dated a couple men with Harleys, I totally understand and met Harley Guy myself, many times over!
I hope you get your 3wheels someday soon!

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