Mar. 4, 2021

BILL CLINTON'S "MEDICAL DICTIONARY".

ARTERY---------THE STUDY OF PAINTINGS 

BACTERIA-----------------THE BACK DOOR OF A CAFETERIA

BARIUM--------------------WHAT DOCTORS  DO WHEN PATIENTS DIE

BOWEL---------------------A LETTER LIKE a, e, i, o, or u

CAESAREAN SECTION----A NEIGHBORHOOD IN ROME

CAT SCAN-----------------SEARCHING FOR KITTY

CAUTERIZE-----------------MADE EYE CONTACT WITH HER

COLIC-----------------------A SHEEP DOG

D & C-----------------------WHERE WASHINGTON IS 

DILATE----------------------TO LIVE LONG 

ENEMA----------------------NOT A FRIEND 

GENITAL--------------------NOT A JEW

G. I. SERIES----------------SOLDIER BALL GAME

HANGNAIL------------------COAT HOOK

IMPOTENT------------------DISTINGUISHED, WELL KNOWN

LABOR PAIN----------------GETTING HURT AT WORK

MEDICAL STAFF------------A DOCTOR'S CANE

MORBID---------------------A HIGHER OFFER 

NITRATES-------------------CHEAPER THAN DAY RATES

NODE------------------------WAS AWARE OF

OUTPATIENT----------------A PERSON WHO FAINTED

PAP SMEAR------------------A FATHERHOOD TEST

PELVIS-----------------------A COUSIN TO ELVIS

POST-OPERATIVE----------A LETTER CARRIER 

RECTUM---------------------DANG-NEAR KILLED 'UM

SEIZURE---------------------ROMAN EMPEROR

TABLET----------------------SMALL TABLE

TERMINAL ILLNESS---------GETTING SICK AT THE AIRPORT

TUMOR-----------------------MORE THAN ONE

URINE------------------------OPPOSITION OF "YOUR OUT" 

VARICOSE--------------------NEARBY

VEIN--------------------------CONCEITED

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17.10 | 01:42

I miss being Facebook friends with you! Hope you are well and happy.

Tammy Brookover Jay

15.10 | 01:28

Love all of this. I'm so lucky to be your neighbor,

30.08 | 16:26

Sally, my friend, I love your writings and sometimes they make me cry and then smile. I love you as if I had known you all my life. God Bless you each and every day in all you do.

29.08 | 19:19

Lol, I loved reading this story! As a female that dated a couple men with Harleys, I totally understand and met Harley Guy myself, many times over!
I hope you get your 3wheels someday soon!

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